{"product_id":"hairy-belly-fanny-pack","title":"Hairy Belly Fanny Pack — Beer Gut Bag That Holds Your Stuff","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe fanny pack that looks like a beer gut — and actually holds your stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePapaPack straps on like a waist bag, zips open across the navel, and keeps phone, keys, and wallet inside while everyone does a double take.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLooks like a real belly from across the room (Hairy or Smooth)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHidden zip compartment across the navel — everyday carry, not just a costume\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable strap + quick-release buckle, unisex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Elephant \/ Secret Santa gift that gets stolen first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHairy\u003c\/strong\u003e = full beer-gut joke. \u003cstrong\u003eSmooth\u003c\/strong\u003e = same bag, less hair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it only a costume?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It is a wearable fanny pack with a real zip pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat fits inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePhone, keys, wallet, and small everyday extras.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I wear it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClip the strap, slide the “gut” to the front, adjust so it sits like a belly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PapaPack","offers":[{"title":"Hairy","offer_id":49320634450155,"sku":"14:771#A","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Smooth","offer_id":49320634417387,"sku":"14:193#B","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0851\/6917\/6811\/files\/Sc88fbfc293a94d04bf334ad5e4aa4102t_78c6877d-b546-4ca4-aafd-cb63a585ffcf.webp?v=1788165647","url":"https:\/\/papapack.store\/products\/hairy-belly-fanny-pack","provider":"PapaPack","version":"1.0","type":"link"}