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Hairy Belly Fanny Pack — Beer Gut Bag That Holds Your Stuff
Hairy Belly Fanny Pack — Beer Gut Bag That Holds Your Stuff
- Hidden Zip Compartment
- Adjustable Strap
- Wins White Elephant
Regular price
$24.99
Regular price
$39.99
Sale price
$24.99
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Size and fit
Size and fit
- The adjustable heavy-duty strap fits most adult waists.
- The belly pouch itself measures about 13.8 inches across.
What it holds
What it holds
- Zips open across the navel to reveal a hidden compartment.
- Fits a smartphone, wallet, keys, and everyday party essentials.
Materials & design
Materials & design
- PU Construction: Easy-to-clean, weather-resistant PU leather.
- Printed Surface: The hair and skin texture are part of the high-definition printed surface (no loose fake fur to shed).
- Styles: Available in 'The Viral Classic' (Hairy) and 'Clean Shaven' (Smooth).
- Unisex design.
Shipping & returns
Shipping & returns
- Order processing: 1 to 3 business days.
- Free Standard Tracked Shipping: 8 to 15 business days (US orders typically arrive in 8–12 business days).
- Optional Priority Insured: $3.99 upgrade available at checkout.
- Destinations: We ship strictly to the United States, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand (no UK/EU).
- 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee: If you're not completely satisfied or if anything arrives damaged, email support@papapack.store for a full refund. You do not need to ship the item back.
The fanny pack that looks like a beer gut — and actually holds your stuff.
PapaPack straps on like a waist bag, zips open across the navel, and keeps phone, keys, and wallet inside while everyone does a double take.
- Looks like a real belly from across the room (Hairy or Smooth)
- Hidden zip compartment across the navel — everyday carry, not just a costume
- Adjustable strap + quick-release buckle, unisex
- White Elephant / Secret Santa gift that gets stolen first
Hairy = full beer-gut joke. Smooth = same bag, less hair.
FAQ
Is it only a costume?
No. It is a wearable fanny pack with a real zip pocket.
What fits inside?
Phone, keys, wallet, and small everyday extras.
How do I wear it?
Clip the strap, slide the “gut” to the front, adjust so it sits like a belly.

$24.99
Hairy Belly Fanny Pack — Beer Gut Bag That Holds Your Stuff